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Gin: “Ah, that reminds me. Just a while ago at the…fa…fa–fe…no, what was it…fu…fu…ah, FILM FEST someone was talking about wanting to play or have played on them the uso scene that only Rukia-chan and I were supposed to have known about.”
читать дальшеJanuary 31, evening [DVD recording--it's not 100% for sure this will be the DVD version, as there were two shows recorded this day, but historically it's always been the evening show which is used on the DVD, with bits of the afternoon used only if there were large mess-ups]
1) Renji vs. Byakuya – Since it was Byakuya’s birthday, the joke touched on this some.
2) Hinamori vs. Kenpachi
3) Hitsugaya vs. Gin – A bit unsettled at unexpectedly being called out by Hitsugaya, Gin hesitates for a moment until Hitsugaya grinds out again, slowly, “I-chi-ma-ru.”
Hitsugaya: “Ichimaru–just how do you feel about Matsumoto? As her captain, I’m worried about her. Depending on your answer, I may be able to forgive you. Right, Matsumoto?”
He suddenly turns towards the side of the stage and addresses an off-stage person in the wing, and then on comes running Rangiku, shouting, “Gin, you idiot!!”
Smugly satisfied that his fukutaichou has soundly shot down his enemy, Hitsugaya announces, “How’s that, Ichimaru?” He draws nearer and nearer, ready to deliver his final line, and Gin just stands there speechless, unable to respond. Hitsugaya then lays his hand gently on Gin’s head, then quickly grabs a handful of hair and with a malicious release snaps, “Just kidding! I’m definitely never forgiving you!” XDDDD Oww.
WINNER: Hitsugaya, denoted by Gin as, “And the winner is Shiro-chan who grabbed a chunk of my hair.”
February 6, afternoon
1) Hinamori vs. Hitsugaya – Hinamori tentatively approaches Hitsugaya with intent to pat him on the head, and then pretends that his hair is spiky and hurts her. She finds this joke amusing and laughingly says, “Uso~!” but Hitsugaya takes offense, growing angry and raising a fist against her…before gently setting it on her head and returning, “Uso~” XD
2) Ikkaku vs. Full Cast – Ikkaku simply uses this as an opportunity to say how much he loves the cast and does his tsuitsui dance XD
3) Hitsugaya vs. Matsumoto – another one where Matsumoto had to come in from off stage, as she’s typically not included in this scene. Hitsugaya grows serious and tells her that he’s worried about her, and that if she wants to continue to work under him as his fukutaichou, she’d better put this on–and he hands her his haramaki from the earlier Dansei Shinigami Kyoukai scene. She stares at him, confused as to whether or not he’s actually serious, but not wanting to take any chances, she wordlessly starts to pull the thing on over her clothes, desperate to not be dismissed from her post XDDDDD Hitsugaya then approaches her, places a hand on her head, and tells her, “Uso.” Whew, he was just kidding :P He then sends her away, and she prances over to pop down beside Izuru and Hisagi to watch the rest of the corner, playing with the haramaki still and looking quite young and girlish XD
WINNER: 10th division (Hitsugaya and Matsumoto)
February 7, afternoon
1) Ichigo vs. Byakuya and Renji – Ichigo very adorably tries to get Byakuya and Renji to express their, ahem, feelings to one another by singing Te wo Tsunagou in an attempt to get them to hold hands 8DDDDD
2) Unohana vs. Gin – Unohana confesses to Gin that she just doesn’t feel comfortable around him XD;
3) Hisagi vs. Izuru, Hinamori, and Renji – Hisagi reprimands the trio for being sucky fukutaichous, and tries to teach them to be more confident. When they fail, he appears to give up, and then reveals he was just kidding.
WINNER: Ichigo (Tuti forgot that he hadn’t won yet, poor thing XD
February 8, senshuuraku
1) Izuru vs. Hisagi - Izuru gets drunk (I presume to work up his nerve XD) convinces Hisagi that he’s managed to get Matsumoto to agree to the duet which Hisagi had so wanted to be able to do together, at which point a drunken Matsumoto walks on…and she and Izuru deliver a sound USOOOOOO~
2) Renji vs. Ichigo - Renji grabs Ichigo by the shoulder and breathily, wearily says he needs Ichigo to do something for him (ala the scene where he asks Ichigo to save Rukia). “Please…please massage my shoulders! Wait no no, that’s not what I wanted to ask–please…please massage my hips! No no no, okay really, just…look around you.” Ichigo does so, and then the scene quickly takes on a more serious tone.
Renji: “Now…look at all these captains and vice-captains on stage. They all love you. Now…look out into the audience, they’re all looking at you. They all love you. So please…please never ever forget today, Kurosaki.”
He then ends this heartfelt and tear-inducing plea with an attempt to playfully poke him in the cheek, but Ichigo one-ups him and pokes him in the cheek instead :xxxxxxx It was a really touching scene, and you could tell Tatsuya was trying hard to keep it together. I’m personally impressed that he was able to do it, because I know that the audience certainly wasn’t…!
3) Rukia vs. Ichimaru - This was the climax of all uso scenes.
Rukia: “Ichimaru-taichou. As you can see, this uso contest is moving along very smoothly, and we’ve all had a lot of fun this run with it. As such, you may think that I have forgotten what this uso scene originally represented. But I haven’t.” *steps forward, one hand on her sword…and Ichimaru starts to get a little disturbed* “I haven’t forgotten. And it seems also…that you have not realized that among all of the people on this stage…not one of them is your ally.” (Tousen was not on stage here) “You’re surrounded by enemies, Ichimaru-taichou!”
At this, everyone drew their swords and advanced on Gin–Hitsugaya right at his back and Rukia right at his front, closing in quickly and leaving him nowhere to run.
Rukia: *reaches up slowly, forcing Gin to bend down to fit under her hand* “…Uso desu.” XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just a few days ago, Tuti updated explaining this joke as follows:
“But–with the birthday surprise and Catharsis surprises, there were a lot of points where things got turned on me.
And then, crowning the final uso contest, there was the reverse-uso turned on me by the full company, planned entirely by our producer Yotti.
It was amazing.
This reversal was only able to work because over these past 5 years, everyone has gotten so close to their characters, and this was the carefully crafted result brought about by a company that really relies on one another.“
Congrats to the cast on a well-executed reverse-uso XDDDDD
WINNER: Rukia
отсюда
Хороший, кстати, блог
читать дальшеJanuary 31, evening [DVD recording--it's not 100% for sure this will be the DVD version, as there were two shows recorded this day, but historically it's always been the evening show which is used on the DVD, with bits of the afternoon used only if there were large mess-ups]
1) Renji vs. Byakuya – Since it was Byakuya’s birthday, the joke touched on this some.
2) Hinamori vs. Kenpachi
3) Hitsugaya vs. Gin – A bit unsettled at unexpectedly being called out by Hitsugaya, Gin hesitates for a moment until Hitsugaya grinds out again, slowly, “I-chi-ma-ru.”
Hitsugaya: “Ichimaru–just how do you feel about Matsumoto? As her captain, I’m worried about her. Depending on your answer, I may be able to forgive you. Right, Matsumoto?”

He suddenly turns towards the side of the stage and addresses an off-stage person in the wing, and then on comes running Rangiku, shouting, “Gin, you idiot!!”
Smugly satisfied that his fukutaichou has soundly shot down his enemy, Hitsugaya announces, “How’s that, Ichimaru?” He draws nearer and nearer, ready to deliver his final line, and Gin just stands there speechless, unable to respond. Hitsugaya then lays his hand gently on Gin’s head, then quickly grabs a handful of hair and with a malicious release snaps, “Just kidding! I’m definitely never forgiving you!” XDDDD Oww.
WINNER: Hitsugaya, denoted by Gin as, “And the winner is Shiro-chan who grabbed a chunk of my hair.”
February 6, afternoon
1) Hinamori vs. Hitsugaya – Hinamori tentatively approaches Hitsugaya with intent to pat him on the head, and then pretends that his hair is spiky and hurts her. She finds this joke amusing and laughingly says, “Uso~!” but Hitsugaya takes offense, growing angry and raising a fist against her…before gently setting it on her head and returning, “Uso~” XD
2) Ikkaku vs. Full Cast – Ikkaku simply uses this as an opportunity to say how much he loves the cast and does his tsuitsui dance XD
3) Hitsugaya vs. Matsumoto – another one where Matsumoto had to come in from off stage, as she’s typically not included in this scene. Hitsugaya grows serious and tells her that he’s worried about her, and that if she wants to continue to work under him as his fukutaichou, she’d better put this on–and he hands her his haramaki from the earlier Dansei Shinigami Kyoukai scene. She stares at him, confused as to whether or not he’s actually serious, but not wanting to take any chances, she wordlessly starts to pull the thing on over her clothes, desperate to not be dismissed from her post XDDDDD Hitsugaya then approaches her, places a hand on her head, and tells her, “Uso.” Whew, he was just kidding :P He then sends her away, and she prances over to pop down beside Izuru and Hisagi to watch the rest of the corner, playing with the haramaki still and looking quite young and girlish XD
WINNER: 10th division (Hitsugaya and Matsumoto)
February 7, afternoon
1) Ichigo vs. Byakuya and Renji – Ichigo very adorably tries to get Byakuya and Renji to express their, ahem, feelings to one another by singing Te wo Tsunagou in an attempt to get them to hold hands 8DDDDD
2) Unohana vs. Gin – Unohana confesses to Gin that she just doesn’t feel comfortable around him XD;
3) Hisagi vs. Izuru, Hinamori, and Renji – Hisagi reprimands the trio for being sucky fukutaichous, and tries to teach them to be more confident. When they fail, he appears to give up, and then reveals he was just kidding.
WINNER: Ichigo (Tuti forgot that he hadn’t won yet, poor thing XD

February 8, senshuuraku
1) Izuru vs. Hisagi - Izuru gets drunk (I presume to work up his nerve XD) convinces Hisagi that he’s managed to get Matsumoto to agree to the duet which Hisagi had so wanted to be able to do together, at which point a drunken Matsumoto walks on…and she and Izuru deliver a sound USOOOOOO~
2) Renji vs. Ichigo - Renji grabs Ichigo by the shoulder and breathily, wearily says he needs Ichigo to do something for him (ala the scene where he asks Ichigo to save Rukia). “Please…please massage my shoulders! Wait no no, that’s not what I wanted to ask–please…please massage my hips! No no no, okay really, just…look around you.” Ichigo does so, and then the scene quickly takes on a more serious tone.
Renji: “Now…look at all these captains and vice-captains on stage. They all love you. Now…look out into the audience, they’re all looking at you. They all love you. So please…please never ever forget today, Kurosaki.”
He then ends this heartfelt and tear-inducing plea with an attempt to playfully poke him in the cheek, but Ichigo one-ups him and pokes him in the cheek instead :xxxxxxx It was a really touching scene, and you could tell Tatsuya was trying hard to keep it together. I’m personally impressed that he was able to do it, because I know that the audience certainly wasn’t…!
3) Rukia vs. Ichimaru - This was the climax of all uso scenes.
Rukia: “Ichimaru-taichou. As you can see, this uso contest is moving along very smoothly, and we’ve all had a lot of fun this run with it. As such, you may think that I have forgotten what this uso scene originally represented. But I haven’t.” *steps forward, one hand on her sword…and Ichimaru starts to get a little disturbed* “I haven’t forgotten. And it seems also…that you have not realized that among all of the people on this stage…not one of them is your ally.” (Tousen was not on stage here) “You’re surrounded by enemies, Ichimaru-taichou!”
At this, everyone drew their swords and advanced on Gin–Hitsugaya right at his back and Rukia right at his front, closing in quickly and leaving him nowhere to run.
Rukia: *reaches up slowly, forcing Gin to bend down to fit under her hand* “…Uso desu.” XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just a few days ago, Tuti updated explaining this joke as follows:
“But–with the birthday surprise and Catharsis surprises, there were a lot of points where things got turned on me.
And then, crowning the final uso contest, there was the reverse-uso turned on me by the full company, planned entirely by our producer Yotti.
It was amazing.
This reversal was only able to work because over these past 5 years, everyone has gotten so close to their characters, and this was the carefully crafted result brought about by a company that really relies on one another.“
Congrats to the cast on a well-executed reverse-uso XDDDDD
WINNER: Rukia
отсюда
Хороший, кстати, блог
@темы: Hi Tuti Desu!, цитаты, Гин/Рукия, Bleach
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Даа, банкаи самый смак.
Сюжетные мюзиклы тож ничего, но местами занудны.
А Банкаи - это шедевры
Ох, а за инфу в посте большое спасибо!
идиотафаната узнать, о чем были шутки. Спасибо огромноеБлагодарю, тыщу раз благодарю